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Listen to me you little punk. If I catch you even glancing at my apple tree, you’re dead. Β Like a flat skunk on the side of the road: dead. Like Osama Bin Laden: dead. Like Arnold Schwarzeneggar’s marriage: dead. Do you feel me?

See this picture?

There are seven apples on this branch. The day I see six, I will hunt you down like a menopausal maniac. You’d better watch your back.

10 Responses

  1. MrsNews/Kathy says:

    You still got it going on Jenny!! You are so funny!!

    K

  2. sister dearest says:

    I’ve contacted PETA.

  3. marty says:

    Gee Jenny I always thought you were such a nice person I say get a cat.

  4. Sue says:

    Too funny!! πŸ™‚ My two siberian’s, Teka and Kya, know how to get rid of them!!
    Thanks for the laugh πŸ™‚ And to the squirrels, I would take her seriously!! She means business!!

    Sue

  5. Becky says:

    If that is “Rocky” he better start calling for “Bullwinkle” soon for help…lol πŸ˜‰

  6. Rhonda says:

    LOL…Jenny breaking bad and sending a good message to these varmints and I have to say I don’t blame you. Want me to ship you a cat who loves squirrels? They do a good job keeping the squirrels away here. Just thought I would make you an offer πŸ˜‰
    Heck, keep the reward I don’t care for squirrel anyway. Protect those apples from those rodent thieves, Jenny…
    Oh and Jenny, thanks for the laugh. It was hilarious…lol…

  7. Heather says:

    You crack me up!!!! Should I come out there and catch the little bugger for you? haha I vote that someday you should have a cooking class with some of us regular bloggers on here with those apples. YUMMMMMMMMMMMMM Thanks Jenny for the laugh for the day.

  8. Monica says:

    You are so funny! I love checking your blog for my daily laugh. πŸ™‚

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