My Pet Peeves

  • Gay guys who dress better than I do
  • Women who call me "honey"
  • People standing next to me, talking on the cell phone
  • Ice cream is fattening
  • Bathing suits should be put into 4 categories: One piece; Two piece; Bikini; and Just Kill Me Now.
  • Cell phones ringing at the movies. People, you're not that important.
  • Servers in restaurants bring the food and asking, "Who ordered what?"
  • People who say, "I tried." Just do it.
  • Skinny women who say, "I forgot to eat."
  • Perfume that stays in the room after they leave.
  • Billions of dollars spent on weight loss programs. Eat less. Move more. Now give me the money.

Your Pet Peeves

  • People who read the paper while they're driving! Unbelievable! ...Sarah R.
  • Customers at the bank who want to strike up a conversation about how long the wait is. You’re at the bank. You need to wait ...Robert A.
  • People who don’t thank you when you hold the door open for them ...Anonymous
  • People who say "Yes" when they really mean "No" ...Damon C.
  • When an elevator door opens and people try to walk in before the other people have come out ...Denis M.
  • My Pet Peeve is A person with a negative personality ...Jason
  • I have a lot of pet peeves that piss me off to the highest level of pisstivity. Here's one: Having to tell male Veterans not to cut in front of me because I am a vet and am waiting in line for an appointment ...Angelia

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