{"id":1233,"date":"2010-08-16T16:24:23","date_gmt":"2010-08-16T23:24:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1233"},"modified":"2010-08-16T16:24:41","modified_gmt":"2010-08-16T23:24:41","slug":"no-mammogram-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/no-mammogram-today\/","title":{"rendered":"No mammogram today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cancelled my mammogram appointment today.  I had a number of excuses to choose from&#8230;<br \/>\n1. It&#8217;s too hot.<br \/>\n2. I can&#8217;t find my shoes.<br \/>\n3. I&#8217;m still going to the bathroom.<br \/>\n4. That darn restraining order.<br \/>\n5. My car ran over some nails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cancelled my mammogram appointment today. I had a number of excuses to choose from&#8230; 1. It&#8217;s too hot. 2. I can&#8217;t find my shoes. 3. I&#8217;m still going to the bathroom. 4. That darn restraining order. 5. My car ran over some nails.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1233","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1233"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1236,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1233\/revisions\/1236"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1233"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1233"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1233"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}