{"id":1285,"date":"2010-08-24T13:43:39","date_gmt":"2010-08-24T20:43:39","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1285"},"modified":"2010-08-24T13:43:39","modified_gmt":"2010-08-24T20:43:39","slug":"everybody-up-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/everybody-up-2\/","title":{"rendered":"Everybody Up!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/Helicopters_41.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-1287\" title=\"Helicopters_4\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/08\/Helicopters_41-300x241.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"200\" height=\"200\" \/><\/a>Sleeping in was not an option this morning. \u00a0I was awakened early by a bunch of helicopters overhead, so I jumped out of bed hoping it wasn&#8217;t a fire. It wasn&#8217;t. \u00a0There were four news choppers in the sky and I wondered if Charlie Sheen&#8217;s car got stolen again and shoved off of Mulholland Drive. This was more serious. \u00a0A knife-wielding intruder was arrested at Paris Hilton&#8217;s house at 6 a.m. this morning. It was all over the news so now even more people know where she lives. Her house is in\u00a0a gated community with 24-hour guards and this wacko was pounding on the door trying to break\u00a0in. How did he get in? If it were me, I&#8217;d have a meeting with the guards&#8230; to introduce them to the new guards.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Sleeping in was not an option this morning. \u00a0I was awakened early by a bunch of helicopters overhead, so I jumped out of bed hoping it wasn&#8217;t a fire. It wasn&#8217;t. \u00a0There were four news choppers in the sky and I wondered if Charlie Sheen&#8217;s car got stolen again and shoved off of Mulholland Drive. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1285","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1285"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1291,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1285\/revisions\/1291"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1285"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1285"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1285"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}