We had a plumber come to fix some leaky faucets and stuff. I’ve always hated watching myself on TV and never watched my own show. But I had to watch the How-To videos from last week and here’s the internal conversation I was having as I watched myself on video…
\n“Is my butt really that big?”
\n“Why did I say that? What am I… an amateur?”
\n“Do I even know what I’m doing?”
\n“What if I get hate mail for this?”
\n“What’s with that hair? I don’t recall go to a clown school for hairstyling.”
\n“I am never watching myself on video again.”<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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