{"id":138,"date":"2010-03-11T23:31:04","date_gmt":"2010-03-12T06:31:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/?p=138"},"modified":"2010-04-19T23:32:11","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T06:32:11","slug":"his-eyes-for-my-ribs","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/his-eyes-for-my-ribs\/","title":{"rendered":"His eyes for my ribs&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some of my new &#8220;How To&#8221; vidoes are up. We had some technical problems but my computer whiz assistant, Damon, fixed them. There are still more coming. As a woman, I feel it&#8217;s my job to make sure my partner, Denis, stays healthy. That means getting a colonoscopy first so he would go, getting our teeth cleaned together, and getting eye exams. Well, for some reason, he is refusing to get his eye exam so I decided to be creative. Denis loves my &#8220;fall-off-the-bone&#8221; barbeque ribs so I am refusing to make them until he gets his eye exam. So now we have a standoff. His eyes for my ribs. I expect to prevail.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Finally, some of my new &#8220;How To&#8221; vidoes are up. We had some technical problems but my computer whiz assistant, Damon, fixed them. There are still more coming. As a woman, I feel it&#8217;s my job to make sure my partner, Denis, stays healthy. That means getting a colonoscopy first so he would go, getting [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-138","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=138"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":139,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/138\/revisions\/139"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=138"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=138"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=138"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}