{"id":154,"date":"2010-03-23T23:38:05","date_gmt":"2010-03-24T06:38:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/?p=154"},"modified":"2010-04-28T16:31:33","modified_gmt":"2010-04-28T23:31:33","slug":"nice-condom-for-rental","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/nice-condom-for-rental\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Nice Condom for Rental.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/CraigslistRentals_000.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-155 alignright\" title=\"CraigslistRentals_000\" src=\"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/CraigslistRentals_000-300x281.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"108\" height=\"101\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/CraigslistRentals_000-300x281.png 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/04\/CraigslistRentals_000.png 1012w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 108px) 100vw, 108px\" \/><\/a>They didn&#8217;t use my &#8220;headline&#8221; last night on the Tonight Show. I thought it was really funny. It was a rental ad on Craigslist, the 10th one down on the list: &#8220;Nice Condom for Rental.&#8221; (maybe it&#8217;s too good and they&#8217;re holding it for sweeps!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>They didn&#8217;t use my &#8220;headline&#8221; last night on the Tonight Show. I thought it was really funny. It was a rental ad on Craigslist, the 10th one down on the list: &#8220;Nice Condom for Rental.&#8221; (maybe it&#8217;s too good and they&#8217;re holding it for sweeps!)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-154","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=154"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":394,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/154\/revisions\/394"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=154"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=154"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=154"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}