{"id":1568,"date":"2010-09-26T10:04:35","date_gmt":"2010-09-26T17:04:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1568"},"modified":"2010-09-26T10:04:35","modified_gmt":"2010-09-26T17:04:35","slug":"its-time-to-open-a-can-of-whoop-ass","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/its-time-to-open-a-can-of-whoop-ass\/","title":{"rendered":"It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass."},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass. \u00a0In fact, let’s make it a 6-pack. \u00a0High blood pressure is not good for any of us and there are some people who are putting MY health and well being at risk and possibly yours. \u00a0When I see these people on the news, the stress overtakes me. \u00a0I want to reach into the screen, grab them, and grab my can of whoop ass, all for reasons of selfishness, arrogance, narcissism, greed, or just plain stupidity. I have one opening left if anyone wants to help finish the list:<\/p>\n

~~ Dina Lohan<\/p>\n

~~ Mel Gibson<\/p>\n

~~ Paris Hilton<\/p>\n

~~ The guy who ran BP<\/p>\n

~~ Octomom<\/p>\n

~~ \u00a0 \u00a0 ?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s time to open a can of Whoop Ass. \u00a0In fact, let’s make it a 6-pack. \u00a0High blood pressure is not good for any of us and there are some people who are putting MY health and well being at risk and possibly yours. \u00a0When I see these people on the news, the stress overtakes […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1568","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t