{"id":1611,"date":"2010-10-04T15:25:36","date_gmt":"2010-10-04T22:25:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1611"},"modified":"2014-05-01T16:20:31","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T23:20:31","slug":"win-100-a-new-contest","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/win-100-a-new-contest\/","title":{"rendered":"Win $100 – A New Contest!"},"content":{"rendered":"

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It’s a New Contest!<\/p>\n

Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE!<\/p>\n

The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card.<\/p>\n

One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by commas, i.e. \u00a01, 2, 3) \u00a0If no one wins, I’ll start giving clues tomorrow and everyone can guess again. Good luck!<\/p>\n

1. You think you\u2019re ideal but that chest doesn\u2019t look real.<\/p>\n

2. You make my heart throb when you\u2019re on the job.<\/p>\n

3. Girl, here\u2019s the plan \u2013 you need to get your own man.<\/p>\n

4. This body won\u2019t stop since I got more on the top.<\/p>\n

5. Put down that palm \u2018cuz you know I\u2019m the bomb.<\/p>\n

6. Stop being rude\u2026 my daughter\u2019s no dude.<\/p>\n

7. My voice may not be pleasing but you\u2019ve got to stop your teasing.<\/p>\n

8. I\u2019ll tell it like it is \u2013 stay out of show biz.<\/p>\n

9. Too fat to wear that.<\/p>\n

10. Quit the model talk \u2018cuz you\u2019ll never walk the catwalk.<\/p>\n

11. Girl, you may be my mate but you have to lose weight.<\/p>\n

12. I\u2019ve had it up to here with your sexy gear.<\/p>\n

13. I want to say what\u2019s up to my vacation hook up.<\/p>\n

14. That past guest was a hottie but please, cover her body.<\/p>\n

15. If you gain another pound I won\u2019t be around.<\/p>\n

16. I don\u2019t mean to be a pest but you need to cover your chest.<\/p>\n

17. World\u2019s worst wigs, weaves, and rugs.<\/p>\n

18. It\u2019s been long enough \u2013 give back my stuff.<\/p>\n

19. Your man\u2019s not a hero \u2013 you need to drop that zero.<\/p>\n

20. Don\u2019t be so cruel, stop harassing me at school.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s a New Contest! Below is a list of twenty Jenny Jones Show titles – but THREE of them are FAKE! The first person to choose the THREE fakes wins $100 Visa gift card. One guess per person, per day. (no need to write them out, just send in your THREE title numbers separated by […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1611","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t