{"id":165,"date":"2010-03-29T23:42:54","date_gmt":"2010-03-30T06:42:54","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/?p=165"},"modified":"2010-04-19T23:43:22","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T06:43:22","slug":"so-this-guy-has-a-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/so-this-guy-has-a-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"So this guy has a monkey&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>So this guy has a monkey. He dresses the monkey in an apron with  pockets. He teaches it to put out its monkey-hand and take whatever is  handed to him and put it in its apron pocket. That includes dollar  bills. This guy is making a fortune! We went to the 3rd Street Promenade  in Santa Monica yesterday and this was one of the street performers.  People were lining up to give this monkey a dollar! They waited with  cameras and couldn&#8217;t give their money away fast enough just for a photo  of the monkey taking their money. Imagine the thought process leading to  this: &#8220;Let&#8217;s see&#8230; I have no marketable skills, I don&#8217;t really want to  work anyway, so how can I get people to just give me money?&#8221; He&#8217;s a  genius. I don&#8217;t have a picture to share, but I still have my dollar.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>So this guy has a monkey. He dresses the monkey in an apron with pockets. He teaches it to put out its monkey-hand and take whatever is handed to him and put it in its apron pocket. That includes dollar bills. This guy is making a fortune! We went to the 3rd Street Promenade in [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-165","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=165"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":166,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/165\/revisions\/166"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=165"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=165"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=165"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}