1. Lisa Rinna\u2019s lips were plumped up the whole time?\u00a0\u00a0 Shut up!\u00a0 But they looked so real! \u00a0She could have taken that secret to her grave.\u00a0 Why did she tell us now? Then her store gets robbed on live TV! \u00a0Why now? A robbery in broad daylight? She doesn’t need all this drama just when she’s launching her new reality show – \u00a0just bad luck I guess.<\/p>\n
2. Michael Bolton upset that Bruno told him he sucked?\u00a0 The truth hurts.\u00a0 Why would someone with zero coordination agree to do the show?\u00a0 Does he enjoy being mocked?\u00a0 First the hair, and now this.<\/p>\n
3. Octomom going on welfare? Looks like she had her 15 minutes. \u00a0Or was it 15 kids? I can’t remember. \u00a0Every time she spoke, I could only stare at those sausage lips, trying to figure out how they got that way, and everything else was a blur.<\/p>\n
4. Jerry Brown’s camp calls Meg Whitman a whore. \u00a0My dictionary defines whore <\/em>as “a venal or unscrupulous person.” \u00a0It describes venal<\/em> as “capable of being bought for money or\u00a0open to corrupt influence.” These kinds of accusations have no place in politics.<\/p>\n 5. Tiger Woods in a sex tape? Whaat? No way! I wouldn’t pay to see it. \u00a0I’ll wait for the box set.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Lisa Rinna\u2019s lips were plumped up the whole time?\u00a0\u00a0 Shut up!\u00a0 But they looked so real! \u00a0She could have taken that secret to her grave.\u00a0 Why did she tell us now? Then her store gets robbed on live TV! \u00a0Why now? A robbery in broad daylight? She doesn’t need all this drama just when […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1703","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1703"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7637,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1703\/revisions\/7637"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1703"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1703"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1703"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}