{"id":1723,"date":"2010-10-12T14:46:52","date_gmt":"2010-10-12T21:46:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1723"},"modified":"2014-05-27T17:43:50","modified_gmt":"2014-05-28T00:43:50","slug":"peeeeuuuw","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/peeeeuuuw\/","title":{"rendered":"Peeeeuuuw!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/skunk-in-grass-800x600.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-1724\" title=\"skunk-in-grass-800x600\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2010\/10\/skunk-in-grass-800x600-300x225.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"260\" height=\"175\" \/><\/a>How can something so cute smell so bad?<\/p>\n<p>It was a lovely night last night so I had the windows open for fresh air &#8211; but not for long. \u00a0All of a sudden, we were hit by a wall of stink so strong I could have called in a HazMat team. My eyes started watering so I closed the windows right away but nothing changed. There was no place to escape the stench, inside or out. This had to be the fart to end all farts!<\/p>\n<p>This morning a critter catcher came to investigate and tells me we have a skunk den on the back hill. He set up cages to trap and relocate them. Good. Let them fog up the night air somewhere else! But he didn&#8217;t say how far he takes them. What if it&#8217;s just two houses down and they walk back? Well, I guess I&#8217;ll know, won&#8217;t I?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How can something so cute smell so bad? It was a lovely night last night so I had the windows open for fresh air &#8211; but not for long. \u00a0All of a sudden, we were hit by a wall of stink so strong I could have called in a HazMat team. My eyes started watering [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1723","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1723"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1735,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1723\/revisions\/1735"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1723"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1723"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1723"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}