{"id":1777,"date":"2010-10-18T13:58:32","date_gmt":"2010-10-18T20:58:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1777"},"modified":"2010-10-18T13:59:15","modified_gmt":"2010-10-18T20:59:15","slug":"culinary-catastrophe","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/culinary-catastrophe\/","title":{"rendered":"Culinary catastrophe"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>“I’ll have the bacon-dog, please and then just drop me off at the hospital.” \u00a0That’s the only way to order a bacon-wrapped hot dog! Denis and I went to our local street festival yesterday and when I saw this sign, I wondered what the thinking was behind this culinary catastrophe. Let’s see… we know hot dogs are unhealthy, but what can we do to make them do even more damage? \u00a0Put them in a white bread bun? Done. \u00a0Dip it in corn batter and fry it? \u00a0Been there, done that. Here’s an idea. \u00a0Let’s wrap it in bacon! \u00a0Genius!<\/p>\n

There were a lot of food stands with things like cotton candy, funnel cakes, and even some food trucks. I have to admit the smells at any outdoor festival can be intoxicating. \u00a0The first thing that wafted my way was caramel corn and then it was barbeque. \u00a0I decided on barbeque but they ran out so I went with my second choice. Call me a hypocrite because I had a Polish kielbasa dog, and I only have one thing to say: Thie kie\u0142basy by\u0142o pyszne! Hey, at least\u00a0it wasn’t wrapped in bacon!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

“I’ll have the bacon-dog, please and then just drop me off at the hospital.” \u00a0That’s the only way to order a bacon-wrapped hot dog! Denis and I went to our local street festival yesterday and when I saw this sign, I wondered what the thinking was behind this culinary catastrophe. Let’s see… we know hot […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1777","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t