{"id":1849,"date":"2010-10-30T19:19:35","date_gmt":"2010-10-31T02:19:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=1849"},"modified":"2015-03-05T17:25:19","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T01:25:19","slug":"week-in-review-3","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/week-in-review-3\/","title":{"rendered":"Week in Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. On Tuesday, Californians are voting on whether or not to legalize marijuana.\u00a0 I\u2019m not optimistic.\u00a0 Oh, I think users will vote for it, but they\u2019ll get to the polls sometime Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>2. Charlie Sheen!\u00a0 What\u2019s wrong with you, boy? You don\u2019t wear a $150,000 Patek Phillippe watch to go out drinking. Whenever I go out drinking, I don\u2019t even wear clothes!\u00a0 That way, when I get drunk, the only thing I lose is my dignity.<\/p>\n<p>3. Guilty! Anna Nicole\u2019s lawyer\/not-the-father\/boyfriend, Howard K. Stern, is found guilty of conspiracy to provide drugs to a known addict. Sounds fair.\u00a0 But shouldn\u2019t they charge the person who provided Elvis Presley with all those Eskimo Pies?\u00a0 Seriously.<\/p>\n<p>4. What a shock to hear Mariah Carey is pregnant with her second child.\u00a0 I hope Nick isn\u2019t too jealous when his baby brother comes along\u2026.. excuse me?&#8230;&#8230;..he\u2019s what?&#8230;&#8230;&#8230; her husband?&#8230;&#8230;.. Shut Up!\u00a0 My bad.<\/p>\n<p>5. Maura Kelly doesn\u2019t like <em>Mike &amp; Molly,<\/em> saying fat people gross her out and she can\u2019t watch them. \u00a0Maura, you clearly interact with more cats than people. Too bad fat people gross you out.\u00a0 I guess you\u2019ll never see the end of an opera.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. On Tuesday, Californians are voting on whether or not to legalize marijuana.\u00a0 I\u2019m not optimistic.\u00a0 Oh, I think users will vote for it, but they\u2019ll get to the polls sometime Wednesday. 2. Charlie Sheen!\u00a0 What\u2019s wrong with you, boy? You don\u2019t wear a $150,000 Patek Phillippe watch to go out drinking. Whenever I go [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1849","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1849"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":7635,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1849\/revisions\/7635"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1849"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1849"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1849"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}