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Don&#8217;t tell me! \u00a0Are you on the news?&#8221; No. &#8220;Wait, wait! Don&#8217;t tell me, are you an actress?&#8221; No. \u00a0This went on until our soup got cold so I decided to give her a hint. \u00a0My hint was &#8216;daytime television.&#8217; She stared even harder, trying hard to figure out who I was. &#8220;Don&#8217;t tell me, I know this,&#8221; she said. \u00a0My hair was in a pony tail so I told her I had shoulder length, blond hair. Our staring contest continued. \u00a0Finally I said, &#8220;I&#8217;ll just tell you I&#8217;m&#8230;&#8221; \u00a0&#8220;No, don&#8217;t tell me &#8211; give me another hint.&#8221; \u00a0Okay, I told her my first and last name start with the same letter &#8211; that should do it. \u00a0Nothing. \u00a0I was getting hungry so I told her those letters were &#8216;J.&#8217; \u00a0She had to get it now. \u00a0Still nothing. 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