1. Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married! Kate, are you sure you want to do this? How much do you know about his father? The apple doesn\u2019t fall…etc\u2026 What will you do when you discover text messages to another, much older, seriously older, woman?\u00a0 Well, maybe not text messages, but I\u2019d keep an eye out for homing pigeons.<\/p>\n
2. It was bound to happen: they are banning plastic bags at the grocery. So now I\u2019m hoarding my plastic bags in case I can\u2019t get any more.\u00a0 I have a better idea:\u00a0 Why don\u2019t they ban check-writing when there are more than 5 people in line. Or ban cell phones. Or ban price checks in the express line: No bar code?\u00a0 It\u2019s free!\u00a0 Let\u2019s move it!<\/p>\n
3. The public is incensed that Bristol Palin made the finals on Dancing With The Stars. The same people who voted for Bristol will vote for her mother if she runs for president. Let\u2019s hope the mom can dance better than the daughter because if Sarah ever becomes president, she\u2019ll be tap dancing in the White House.<\/p>\n
4. Eva Longoria is divorcing that guy Tony-something. What\u2019s it gonna take for cheaters to learn to STOP TEXTING?!? Have we learned nothing from Tiger Woods? Here\u2019s how not<\/span><\/strong> to get caught:\u00a0 Pick up the phone, hook up at a Red Roof Inn, and if you get busted, hide the golf clubs.<\/p>\n 5. Airport screening is out of control. They could avoid all the screening with a new mandatory flyer\u2019s dress code: Tights and a Tank Top \u2013 No Underwear! Think about it. Ballet tights are comfortable for a long flight, there\u2019s nowhere to hide anything, and they don\u2019t have to touch your junk when it\u2019s shrink-wrapped like that.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":" 1. Prince William and Kate Middleton are getting married! Kate, are you sure you want to do this? How much do you know about his father? The apple doesn\u2019t fall…etc\u2026 What will you do when you discover text messages to another, much older, seriously older, woman?\u00a0 Well, maybe not text messages, but I\u2019d keep an […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2021","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2021"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2025,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2021\/revisions\/2025"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2021"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2021"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2021"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}