{"id":2073,"date":"2010-12-01T14:27:41","date_gmt":"2010-12-01T22:27:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2073"},"modified":"2010-12-01T23:44:32","modified_gmt":"2010-12-02T07:44:32","slug":"armpit-weather","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/armpit-weather\/","title":{"rendered":"Armpit Weather"},"content":{"rendered":"

It’s freezing here is Southern California, literally below zero at night. So when my hands get cold, I look for the warmest place to warm them up. That would be Denis’ armpits.<\/p>\n

It’s the perfect combination: two warm pits, two cold hands. If he’s wearing a flannel shirt, it’s gotta be over a hundred in there! The downside for him is he can’t really move, unless we walk in one direction together since he’s free to drink some water or answer the phone. It only takes 5 minutes to warm up and then he’s free to go. \u00a0I told you I had a good man.<\/p>\n

p.s. It doesn’t work as well when he’s naked.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It’s freezing here is Southern California, literally below zero at night. So when my hands get cold, I look for the warmest place to warm them up. That would be Denis’ armpits. It’s the perfect combination: two warm pits, two cold hands. If he’s wearing a flannel shirt, it’s gotta be over a hundred in […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2073","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t