{"id":2351,"date":"2010-12-28T19:33:56","date_gmt":"2010-12-29T03:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2351"},"modified":"2010-12-28T19:33:56","modified_gmt":"2010-12-29T03:33:56","slug":"60-off","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/60-off\/","title":{"rendered":"60% off!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t have the stones to go shopping on Boxing Day (the 26th) but I went out last night. \u00a0We actually have a mall with a Target and a Neiman Marcus. In the same mall! You can buy one blouse at Neiman&#8217;s for 60% off or buy five at Target for full price&#8230;and have enough left over for slippers, a set of bowls, two books, a lip pencil, and some toilet paper.<\/p>\n<p>Our critter guy set 74 gopher traps on the back hill. What if the hill is all Swiss-cheesy inside and full of tunnels? When it rains tomorrow, those little rodents will have their own underground water park with a half-pipe and a wave pool.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;m trying to learn Spanish so Denis got me a learning system on CD. \u00a0Es muy bueno y me gusto mucho. Quero hablar espanol porque mi amiga, Antonia, habla espanol con migo todos dias.<\/p>\n<p>That was lame, wasn&#8217;t it?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I didn&#8217;t have the stones to go shopping on Boxing Day (the 26th) but I went out last night. \u00a0We actually have a mall with a Target and a Neiman Marcus. In the same mall! You can buy one blouse at Neiman&#8217;s for 60% off or buy five at Target for full price&#8230;and have enough [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2351","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2351"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2355,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2351\/revisions\/2355"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2351"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2351"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2351"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}