{"id":2365,"date":"2011-01-03T16:50:20","date_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:50:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2365"},"modified":"2011-01-03T16:55:12","modified_gmt":"2011-01-04T00:55:12","slug":"welcome-to-sunny-califor-what","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/welcome-to-sunny-califor-what\/","title":{"rendered":"Welcome to sunny Califor…. what?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>This isn’t suposed to happen here! We pay good money to live in southern California and there is NO SNOW ALLOWED! If this happens again, I just won’t pay my taxes! First it rained for about two weeks and now this. I don’t have snow boots. I don’t think they sell snow boots here. Denis and I were planning to drive to Las Vegas tomorrow and highway 15 is closed. No one here knows how to drive in the snow and cars were sliding every which way, so they closed the road. I guess Vegas will have to wait.<\/p>\n

On second thought, I think I will pay my taxes. Our jails are overcrowded and Wesley Snipes already has the corner room.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This isn’t suposed to happen here! We pay good money to live in southern California and there is NO SNOW ALLOWED! If this happens again, I just won’t pay my taxes! First it rained for about two weeks and now this. I don’t have snow boots. I don’t think they sell snow boots here. Denis […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2365","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t