1. The Golden Globes should have been called the Golden Gloves. I was sure somebody would punch Ricky Gervais\u2019s lights out in the green room for being so mean\u2026 but so funny\u2026but so mean\u2026but so funny\u2026but\u2026 Ricky\u2019s a good actor but don\u2019t expect to see him in the next John Travolta movie.<\/p>\n
2. Charlie Sheen seems to be headed down a very wrong path. I wonder if he even remembers half the stuff he\u2019s doing. Do you suppose he shoved his own car down the ravine off Mulholland Drive and just forgot? Maybe he thinks he parked it there and walked up, wondering why his driveway seemed so steep.<\/p>\n
3. Martha Stewart needed nine stitches for a split lip. She says her dog hit her in the face. That\u2019s her story and she\u2019s sticking to it.<\/p>\n
4. Most famous people who engage in an act of career-damaging stupidity, check into rehab. But they\u2019re usually famous for more than two days. Ted Williams, the homeless guy with the radio voice, couldn\u2019t deal. Shoving him into the spotlight was like taking a priest to a strip club \u2013 too much too soon.<\/p>\n
5. Regis Philbin is quitting his show? I was shocked\u2026 not that he was quitting, but that he\u2019s still alive. \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"
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