{"id":2471,"date":"2011-01-31T10:26:43","date_gmt":"2011-01-31T17:26:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2471"},"modified":"2014-05-01T16:18:17","modified_gmt":"2014-05-01T23:18:17","slug":"real-parsley-earrings","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/real-parsley-earrings\/","title":{"rendered":"Real parsley earrings"},"content":{"rendered":"

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I\u2019ve saved every earring since 1983
\nCan you guess what the total might be?
\nI have gold-dipped parsley, even my birthstone
\nSuppose you can guess how many I own?<\/p>\n

Oh earrings of mine, I can\u2019t let you go
\nEspecially the ones that sparkle and glow
\nSome are loud, some long enough to trip on
\nOne was so huge it had to be a clip on.<\/p>\n

I\u2019m ready to send you a Visa gift card
\nTo win a hundred simoleons, it\u2019s not very hard
\nPick the right number, hit “submit” to send
\nYou’ll know if you won by work week’s end.<\/p>\n

Without going over, come closest to how many
\nOne guess per person. Yours truly, Jenny. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve saved every earring since 1983 Can you guess what the total might be? I have gold-dipped parsley, even my birthstone Suppose you can guess how many I own? Oh earrings of mine, I can\u2019t let you go Especially the ones that sparkle and glow Some are loud, some long enough to trip on One […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2471","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t