{"id":2562,"date":"2011-02-06T21:04:51","date_gmt":"2011-02-07T05:04:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2562"},"modified":"2011-02-07T09:44:44","modified_gmt":"2011-02-07T17:44:44","slug":"why-are-they-calling-me","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/why-are-they-calling-me\/","title":{"rendered":"Why are they calling me?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">I was invited to appear on the View this month but declined. I felt a bit uneasy because it&#8217;s February and feel-good stories like Jenny&#8217;s Heroes aren&#8217;t sensational enough for sweeps. They said they just wanted to see what I&#8217;m up to but I doubt that, so I declined. Last year, I was also asked to host Jack LaLanne&#8217;s infomercial but I&#8217;ve been turning down infomercials for years. But wait a minute &#8211; he was almost a hundred years old! Were they looking for someone to appeal to his demographic? Did Betty White turn them down? Olivia De Havilland not available?<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\">Then last week, someone called about hosting an infomercial for something called Lifestyle Lift. \u00a0Here&#8217;s a picture from their website:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: justify;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Picture-13.png\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-2566\" title=\"Picture 1\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/02\/Picture-13-150x150.png\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><br \/>Why are they calling me? This is a facelift! Do you suppose I was going to be the new &#8220;before&#8221; &amp; &#8220;after?&#8221; What&#8217;s next? &#8220;Now, here&#8217;s Jenny Jones to tell you about the new Ortho-Med Shower Chair!&#8221; Should I stock up if Depends go on sale? Maybe my car isn&#8217;t the only thing that needs some work but I won&#8217;t let this get me down. I still have my teeth.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I was invited to appear on the View this month but declined. I felt a bit uneasy because it&#8217;s February and feel-good stories like Jenny&#8217;s Heroes aren&#8217;t sensational enough for sweeps. They said they just wanted to see what I&#8217;m up to but I doubt that, so I declined. Last year, I was also asked [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2562","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2562"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2576,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2562\/revisions\/2576"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2562"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2562"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2562"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}