{"id":2929,"date":"2011-03-13T21:15:49","date_gmt":"2011-03-14T04:15:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=2929"},"modified":"2011-03-14T08:03:01","modified_gmt":"2011-03-14T15:03:01","slug":"i-need-squirrel-ammo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/i-need-squirrel-ammo\/","title":{"rendered":"I need squirrel ammo"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_50801.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-2931\" title=\"IMG_5080\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_50801-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_50801-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/03\/IMG_50801.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>The Baron never showed up all weekend. \u00a0Why should he?\u00a0There was nothing for him to eat.<\/p>\n<p>Oh, there was food alright &#8211; I put out plenty of seeds &amp; nuts and corn.\u00a0But somebody crashed our bird party and ate it all. I put more food out &#8211; gone again!<\/p>\n<p>I need squirrel ammo. &#8220;Ka-pow!!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Then Baron Von Jonesenheimer III could come back for some squirrel sausage&#8230; and I could use a new wallet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The Baron never showed up all weekend. \u00a0Why should he?\u00a0There was nothing for him to eat. Oh, there was food alright &#8211; I put out plenty of seeds &amp; nuts and corn.\u00a0But somebody crashed our bird party and ate it all. I put more food out &#8211; gone again! I need squirrel ammo. &#8220;Ka-pow!!&#8221; Then [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2929","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2929"}],"version-history":[{"count":11,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2941,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2929\/revisions\/2941"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2929"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2929"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2929"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}