{"id":3263,"date":"2011-04-21T12:31:59","date_gmt":"2011-04-21T19:31:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3263"},"modified":"2011-04-21T12:31:59","modified_gmt":"2011-04-21T19:31:59","slug":"whats-my-memory-worth","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/whats-my-memory-worth\/","title":{"rendered":"What’s my memory worth?"},"content":{"rendered":"

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Apparently, it’s worth less than a song on iTunes, less than a dented can at the grocery, even less than a box of hangers at a garage sale! Someone is selling a Jenny Jones T-shirt on eBay for\u00a099 cents! <\/strong>And it looks like it’s hanging in a shower!\u00a0Is that what my memory is worth? Should I set up a table outside the 99 Cent Store & sell my autograph, too? And here’s the worst part: Nobody wants it! Look at the Bid History: it’s ZERO! Can you even charge or write a check for 99 cents? It costs more to do the paperwork than that shirt is worth. Someone would get paid to log in this payment at the bank so that makes it a losing proposition, or it’s a push. \u00a0Bottom line – my memory is worth zero; nada; zip, zilch; donut hole; jack; goose egg; bupkis! Oh well, my ego will survive. We probably tossed it into the audience one day and the person who caught it thought, “Wow, some day this will be worth something. Then I can sell it and retire.” The only thing retiring will be this ad on Monday. \ud83d\ude42<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Apparently, it’s worth less than a song on iTunes, less than a dented can at the grocery, even less than a box of hangers at a garage sale! Someone is selling a Jenny Jones T-shirt on eBay for\u00a099 cents! And it looks like it’s hanging in a shower!\u00a0Is that what my memory is worth? Should […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3263","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t