{"id":3380,"date":"2011-05-05T20:47:05","date_gmt":"2011-05-06T03:47:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3380"},"modified":"2011-05-07T16:43:14","modified_gmt":"2011-05-07T23:43:14","slug":"too-much-testosterone-in-my-girlie-place","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/too-much-testosterone-in-my-girlie-place\/","title":{"rendered":"Too much testosterone in my girlie place"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>It was a beautiful, sunny day today so I knew when we heard water drops on the living room floor, it was not good. We saw a leak that ran the length of our double doors so we had to put down a row of bowls to catch the water coming from the door frame. I called the plumber. I was not ready for this. \u00a0I was already dealing with the exterior of the house being painted by a crew of twelve painters who have been here every day this week from 7 am.<\/p>\n

The plumber came right away and had to cut into the wall of my bathroom – my sanctuary – my beautiful powder blue bathroom, tossing insulation and drywall onto my floor, to get to the broken pipe. The leak is fixed but now I have two giant holes in my wall. I started to imagine what might come crawling out of these openings so I just taped some fabric over the holes as a spider-block. Tomorrow: more painters… AND an electrician who is coming in the morning to fix an electrical problem guess where? In my bathroom! Why is this happening to me? I don’t want all these men up there! That’s too much testosterone in my girlie place. After they all leave, I’ll have to burn a smudge stick to cleanse the room, or some incense or candles to get rid of the butt-crack vibe and get my girlie place back.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

It was a beautiful, sunny day today so I knew when we heard water drops on the living room floor, it was not good. We saw a leak that ran the length of our double doors so we had to put down a row of bowls to catch the water coming from the door frame. […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3380","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t