{"id":3514,"date":"2011-05-17T16:02:53","date_gmt":"2011-05-17T23:02:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3514"},"modified":"2014-05-25T11:37:40","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:37:40","slug":"squirrel-mug-shot","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/squirrel-mug-shot\/","title":{"rendered":"Squirrel Mug Shot"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong>REWARD <\/strong><strong>$10,000 <\/strong><strong>FOR CAPTURE<\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SquirrelCrop.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-3515\" title=\"SquirrelCrop\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SquirrelCrop-300x199.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"199\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SquirrelCrop-300x199.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/SquirrelCrop.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\"><br \/>\nListen to me you little punk. If I catch you even glancing at my apple tree, you&#8217;re dead. \u00a0Like a flat skunk on the side of the road: dead. Like Osama Bin Laden: dead. Like Arnold Schwarzeneggar&#8217;s marriage: dead. Do you feel me? <\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">See this picture?<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Apples7.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-3516\" title=\"Apples7\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/05\/Apples7-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a><\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><strong><span style=\"font-weight: normal;\">There are seven apples on this branch. The day I see six, I will hunt you down like a menopausal maniac. You&#8217;d better watch your back.<\/span><\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>REWARD $10,000 FOR CAPTURE Listen to me you little punk. If I catch you even glancing at my apple tree, you&#8217;re dead. \u00a0Like a flat skunk on the side of the road: dead. Like Osama Bin Laden: dead. Like Arnold Schwarzeneggar&#8217;s marriage: dead. Do you feel me? See this picture? There are seven apples on [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3514","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3514"}],"version-history":[{"count":17,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3526,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3514\/revisions\/3526"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3514"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3514"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3514"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}