{"id":3654,"date":"2011-05-21T09:26:36","date_gmt":"2011-05-21T16:26:36","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3654"},"modified":"2015-03-05T17:23:36","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T01:23:36","slug":"week-in-review-9","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/week-in-review-9\/","title":{"rendered":"Week in Review"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger\u2019s\u00a0 cheating doesn\u2019t really come as a surprise, but WHO he did it with, WHERE he did it, and <strong><span style=\"text-decoration: underline;\">WHEN<\/span><\/strong> he did it (babies delivered FIVE days apart!) puts him in a whole new category. His story is best described using his own movie titles:<\/p>\n<p>PREDATOR \u2013 What he is.<\/p>\n<p>RAW DEAL \u2013 What Maria got.<\/p>\n<p>TRUE LIES \u2013 How he lived his life.<\/p>\n<p>TWINS \u2013 His two sons are almost twins.<\/p>\n<p>CONAN the DESTROYER \u2013 What he did to his wife.<\/p>\n<p>COLLATERAL DAMAGE \u2013 What this did to his family.<\/p>\n<p>TOTAL RECALL \u2013 Will he recall another love-child?<\/p>\n<p>END OF DAYS \u2013 Where his career is headed.<\/p>\n<p>TERMINATOR 2: JUDGEMENT DAY \u2013 What his future holds.<\/p>\n<p>A mother injected her 8-year-old daughter with Botox, then lost custody of her child. But wait, now she claims it was all a hoax. What\u2019s worse? Injecting your child\u2019s face with toxins or teaching her to lie for money? Botox paralyzes muscles, so let\u2019s inject some into her lips so they will stop flapping.<\/p>\n<p>International Monetary Fund chief, Dominique Strauss-Kahn, went from Penthouse to Rikers Island for a reported sexual assault at \u00a0New York hotel. Rich &amp; powerful men don\u2019t like prison. They can\u2019t relate to the riff-raff in there. Hey, maybe he and O.J. can be pen pals!<\/p>\n<p>Everyone\u2019s talking about the big rupture that\u2019s supposed to happen today but they never said what kind. Is it a volcano rupture? Or maybe an underground gas line rupture \u2013 that would be big. Wait. Maybe it\u2019s a famous person\u2019s spleen. Oh well, I guess I\u2019ll find out tomor\u2026..what? Oooh\u2026. RAPture!&#8230; My bad.<\/p>\n<p>Donald Trump is not running for president after all. He chose a reality show over the presidency. Why not do both? With Trump in the White House, we could call it: The Biggest Ego: Cameras show the oval office being enlarged to accomodate Trump\u2019s head.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Arnold Schwarzenegger\u2019s\u00a0 cheating doesn\u2019t really come as a surprise, but WHO he did it with, WHERE he did it, and WHEN he did it (babies delivered FIVE days apart!) puts him in a whole new category. His story is best described using his own movie titles: PREDATOR \u2013 What he is. RAW DEAL \u2013 What [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3654"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3658,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3654\/revisions\/3658"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}