{"id":3801,"date":"2011-06-16T21:15:30","date_gmt":"2011-06-17T04:15:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3801"},"modified":"2011-06-16T21:15:30","modified_gmt":"2011-06-17T04:15:30","slug":"a-bum-deal","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/a-bum-deal\/","title":{"rendered":"A bum deal"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_6473.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-3802\" title=\"IMG_6473\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_6473-300x192.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"192\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_6473-300x192.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/06\/IMG_6473.jpg 888w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<div>\n<p>I don&#8217;t buy designer clothes but I will splurge on life&#8217;s small luxuries. One of those is soft \u00a0toilet paper. I buy the softest, plushest, two-ply I can find. If it came five-ply, I&#8217;d buy that too. I&#8217;ve been using Northern Quilted Ultra Plush for years but lately I noticed it seemed as little sparse on my holder. I often find myself sitting there with nothing to do but stare at the toilet paper and today, I finally solved the mystery. They have gradually, over the years, reduced the width of the roll, hoping no one would notice. But I did. What a rip-off! It costs about the same as Charmin Ultra Soft but look at the difference! People need to know\u00a0and I&#8217;m here to blow the lid off this right now! \u00a0Call me a crack detective for figuring it out. This is a bum deal!<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I don&#8217;t buy designer clothes but I will splurge on life&#8217;s small luxuries. One of those is soft \u00a0toilet paper. I buy the softest, plushest, two-ply I can find. If it came five-ply, I&#8217;d buy that too. I&#8217;ve been using Northern Quilted Ultra Plush for years but lately I noticed it seemed as little sparse [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3801","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3801"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3809,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3801\/revisions\/3809"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3801"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3801"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3801"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}