{"id":3887,"date":"2011-06-29T14:20:51","date_gmt":"2011-06-29T21:20:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3887"},"modified":"2011-06-29T14:20:51","modified_gmt":"2011-06-29T21:20:51","slug":"a-tissue-issue","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/a-tissue-issue\/","title":{"rendered":"A tissue issue"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>This is my new pet peeve! I just opened a new box of Kleenex because I needed a tissue. I didn’t want three tissues – \u00a0just one single tissue. But could I pull up just one single tissue? No. \u00a0You can not open a new box of Kleenex and pull up one tissue with the first pull. Three sheets are forced on us, like it or not. Why? Apparently, the technology does not exist. But didn’t some guy walk on the moon? Can’t you store 40,000 songs on a small metal stick? We could probably clone a human being if we wanted to. So what’s up with Kleenex? I think if they folded them right, you could get one to pop up with the first pull. Seriously, it can’t be that hard.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

This is my new pet peeve! I just opened a new box of Kleenex because I needed a tissue. I didn’t want three tissues – \u00a0just one single tissue. But could I pull up just one single tissue? No. \u00a0You can not open a new box of Kleenex and pull up one tissue with the […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3887","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t