{"id":3928,"date":"2011-07-07T17:04:05","date_gmt":"2011-07-08T00:04:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3928"},"modified":"2011-07-07T17:04:05","modified_gmt":"2011-07-08T00:04:05","slug":"things-are-not-peachy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/things-are-not-peachy\/","title":{"rendered":"Things are not peachy"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_6524.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3929\" title=\"IMG_6524\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_6524-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_6524-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/IMG_6524.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I thought everyone might \u00a0like to see my peach tree. I&#8217;ve been pampering and fertilizing it and the peaches are just now getting ready to pick. These are white peaches, the ones that are super sweet and oh so juicy&#8230; at least that&#8217;s what I&#8217;m told. Take a closer look. You&#8217;ll see a rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel. I&#8217;m so mad because now I have to pick them before they&#8217;re ripe because this rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, fruit-stealing squirrel takes them before they&#8217;re even ripe. I scared this squirrel so bad he dropped the peach and literally flew out of the tree. He bolted so fast he was airborne most of the way up the hill. &#8220;Get out and don&#8217;t come back!&#8221; I bought a plastic hawk and put it in the tree. This is no way to live.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I thought everyone might \u00a0like to see my peach tree. 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