{"id":3947,"date":"2011-07-10T15:35:16","date_gmt":"2011-07-10T22:35:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3947"},"modified":"2011-07-10T15:35:16","modified_gmt":"2011-07-10T22:35:16","slug":"breaking-news-of-my-dreams","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/breaking-news-of-my-dreams\/","title":{"rendered":"Breaking News of my dreams"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Harvest.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-3948\" title=\"Harvest\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Harvest-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Harvest-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Harvest.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>It&#8217;s too much food! Everything&#8217;s ready at once. This is what I picked just today: Grapefruits, oranges, lemons, apples, tomatoes, peac&#8230;. oh right, no peaches. They all got picked early and made into a pie. Now that they&#8217;re gone, the squirrel has moved on to my tomatoes. Every morning, I find the remnants of a ripe, red tomato on the ground. I&#8217;m thinking about putting a mouse trap in the tomato plant, baited with a nice red tomato. If it snapped in his face, that squirrel would catapult himself all the way to the 405 freeway. Then with a little luck, he would meet head on with a semi &#8211; a tragic accident. BREAKING NEWS: There was a splat-and-run on the 405 today but the CHP is unable to identify the victim. All that remained on scene was a piece of tomato and some fur.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s too much food! Everything&#8217;s ready at once. This is what I picked just today: Grapefruits, oranges, lemons, apples, tomatoes, peac&#8230;. oh right, no peaches. They all got picked early and made into a pie. Now that they&#8217;re gone, the squirrel has moved on to my tomatoes. Every morning, I find the remnants of a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3947","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3947"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3952,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3947\/revisions\/3952"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3947"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3947"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3947"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}