{"id":3988,"date":"2011-07-14T22:20:59","date_gmt":"2011-07-15T05:20:59","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=3988"},"modified":"2011-07-17T11:38:31","modified_gmt":"2011-07-17T18:38:31","slug":"carmageddon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/carmageddon\/","title":{"rendered":"Carmageddon!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><em><strong>&#8220;Los Angeles Commuters Brace for Carmageddon&#8221;<\/strong><\/em><\/p>\n<p>The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Actually, it&#8217;s a bridge that&#8217;s falling this weekend and if you live in Los Angeles, you know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. They are shutting down one of our freeways for two days this weekend and you&#8217;d think it was the end of our civilized world. Let me clarify: They are shutting down ONE freeway for TWO days. Not the whole freeway &#8211; just ten miles of it. It&#8217;s the lead story on every news broadcast, people are stockpiling food &amp; water,\u00a0the mayor held a news conference, there are signs everywhere, flashing lighted signs warning of the impending doom. &#8220;Do NOT Drive This Weekend!&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Our ancestors didn&#8217;t have freeways &#8211; they didn&#8217;t have cars. If they had a wagon and a horse, they were happy. If a road got shut down, they took another road. Get over it. Here&#8217;s the stupidest part: News reports are warning us not to drive Saturday or Sunday, then they promote huge events all over town this weekend: food festivals, a tattoo expo, computer fair, craft fair, poetry festivals, art festivals, a soccer game, and a cat show. I don&#8217;t mind staying home all weekend. I have something I need to take care of in my back yard: Squirrelmageddon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Los Angeles Commuters Brace for Carmageddon&#8221; The sky is falling! The sky is falling! Actually, it&#8217;s a bridge that&#8217;s falling this weekend and if you live in Los Angeles, you know exactly what I&#8217;m talking about. They are shutting down one of our freeways for two days this weekend and you&#8217;d think it was the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3988","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3988","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=3988"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3988\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3993,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/3988\/revisions\/3993"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=3988"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=3988"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=3988"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}