{"id":4060,"date":"2011-07-24T09:56:40","date_gmt":"2011-07-24T16:56:40","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4060"},"modified":"2014-05-25T11:33:39","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:33:39","slug":"here-squirrely-squirrely","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/here-squirrely-squirrely\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;Here, squirrely, squirrely&#8230;.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqTrap1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4064\" title=\"SqTrap\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqTrap1-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqTrap1-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqTrap1.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve taken Anonymous&#8217;s advice and we&#8217;re holding an open house for the squirrel. It&#8217;s a lovely buffet of his favorite snack: organic tomatoes. We&#8217;re thinking about playing some music and serving cocktails under the pomegranate tree. We even invited all his friends: a couple of rabbits, rats, coyotes, bobcats, and a special shout out to all the rattlesnakes in the area. I hope the squirrel appreciates the special private room we set up just for him. Once he&#8217;s inside it turns into a party bus so he can feast on tomatoes as he gets to ride down the freeway and then off to an adventure down a canyon road where he and his tomatoes will get thrown&#8230; oops I mean will be dropped off in a&#8230; sanctuary&#8230; yeah that&#8217;s it&#8230; a squirrel sanctuary. I think it&#8217;s called the I Hope You Choke On Tomatoes and Die Sanctuary. Party on.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve taken Anonymous&#8217;s advice and we&#8217;re holding an open house for the squirrel. It&#8217;s a lovely buffet of his favorite snack: organic tomatoes. We&#8217;re thinking about playing some music and serving cocktails under the pomegranate tree. We even invited all his friends: a couple of rabbits, rats, coyotes, bobcats, and a special shout out to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4060","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4060"}],"version-history":[{"count":12,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4073,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4060\/revisions\/4073"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4060"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4060"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4060"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}