{"id":4104,"date":"2011-07-28T16:35:31","date_gmt":"2011-07-28T23:35:31","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4104"},"modified":"2011-07-28T17:09:46","modified_gmt":"2011-07-29T00:09:46","slug":"we-have-a-winner-2","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/we-have-a-winner-2\/","title":{"rendered":"We have a winner"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Who can resist a free contest? Not my squirrels. The contest started this morning and we already have a winner!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqSanctuary.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4105\" title=\"SqSanctuary\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqSanctuary-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqSanctuary-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/SqSanctuary.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Oh wait! Make that TWO winners.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Sq3.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-4106\" title=\"Sq#3\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Sq3-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Sq3-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/07\/Sq3.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>Our Critter Trapper had to make two trips today. Before you get all mushy and feel sorry for these mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking,  tomato-stealing  squirrels, by law they just get picked up and relocated a few miles away. They get turned in to a nature preserve somewhere. I&#8217;d rather see them turned into a wallet&#8230; call it a squallet.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Who can resist a free contest? Not my squirrels. The contest started this morning and we already have a winner! Oh wait! Make that TWO winners. Our Critter Trapper had to make two trips today. Before you get all mushy and feel sorry for these mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, tomato-stealing squirrels, by law [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4104","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4104"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4112,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4104\/revisions\/4112"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4104"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4104"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4104"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}