{"id":4166,"date":"2011-08-07T19:59:27","date_gmt":"2011-08-08T02:59:27","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4166"},"modified":"2011-08-07T19:59:27","modified_gmt":"2011-08-08T02:59:27","slug":"i-know-where-you-live","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/i-know-where-you-live\/","title":{"rendered":"&#8220;I know where you live.&#8221;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_4149.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4167\" title=\"IMG_4149\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_4149-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_4149-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/IMG_4149.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>It was a beautiful day today (in spite of two earthquakes) so I decided to go to Franklin Canyon to take pictures of the dragonflies. As soon as I got there, I saw a squirrel going up a tree. As soon as he saw me, he stopped dead in his tracks and started looking at me. He stared for a while and even leaned in a little, as if he recognized me. Was I the one who sent him on the metal basket ride down the canyon for stealing my tomatoes? Ostracized to the Squirrel Sanctuary? I wasn&#8217;t going to let him intimidate me so I stared him down. &#8220;What are you lookin&#8217; at?&#8221; I said, standing my ground. &#8220;You don&#8217;t scare me. You miss my tomatoes don&#8217;t you, you mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking,   tomato-stealing  squirrel.&#8221; He took one last look and moved up the tree but he waited there until I left, and watched me walk away as if to say, &#8220;I know where you live. See you soon, cupcake.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It was a beautiful day today (in spite of two earthquakes) so I decided to go to Franklin Canyon to take pictures of the dragonflies. As soon as I got there, I saw a squirrel going up a tree. As soon as he saw me, he stopped dead in his tracks and started looking at [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4166","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4166"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4171,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4166\/revisions\/4171"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4166"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4166"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4166"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}