{"id":4238,"date":"2011-08-25T20:47:01","date_gmt":"2011-08-26T03:47:01","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4238"},"modified":"2014-05-25T11:32:25","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:32:25","slug":"is-nothing-sacred","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/is-nothing-sacred\/","title":{"rendered":"Is nothing sacred??"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s just call it what it is. <a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SundayBrunch.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-4239\" title=\"SundayBrunch\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SundayBrunch-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SundayBrunch-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/08\/SundayBrunch.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p>Bird food. New name? Squirrel food.<\/p>\n<p>You would think a birdhouse hanging on a single wire would keep out these mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking,    bird food-stealing  squirrels!<\/p>\n<p>But noooooooooooooo! This was his little private playhouse&#8230; until I slammed together two metal pots and he went flying out the side like a frisbee on steroids. \u00a0Next time: Mexican jalapeno corn nuts. &#8220;Adios, mi amigo. Usted no est\u00e1 bienvenido aqui.&#8221;<\/p>\n<p>Goodbye, my flying fuzzy frisbee. Keep flying all the way to Mexico you &#8220;sarnoso, rata-encar\u00f3, maldito, de los bajos fondos, de ojos peque\u00f1os, verd\u00edn-chupando, el p\u00e1jaro ardillas alimento-robando!&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Let&#8217;s just call it what it is. Bird food. New name? Squirrel food. You would think a birdhouse hanging on a single wire would keep out these mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, bird food-stealing squirrels! But noooooooooooooo! This was his little private playhouse&#8230; until I slammed together two metal pots and he went flying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4238","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4238","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4238"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4238\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4246,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4238\/revisions\/4246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4238"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4238"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4238"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}