{"id":4254,"date":"2011-08-29T17:21:00","date_gmt":"2011-08-30T00:21:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4254"},"modified":"2014-05-25T11:32:04","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T18:32:04","slug":"is-there-something-on-my-neck","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/is-there-something-on-my-neck\/","title":{"rendered":"Is there something on my neck?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Why is this happening to me? This thing was at my front door today! I opened the door and it was inches from coming inside. What?? At first I thought somebody was playing a joke and it was plastic, but then it moved. I was so stunned I truly was speechless. In 40 years of living in Southern California, I have never seen a scorpion. I did not think they lived here. This is bad, right? Not really.<\/p>\n

Here’s the really bad news: Denis said, “Oh, there was one in my office last week but I didn’t tell you because I didn’t want to scare you.”<\/p>\n

“What?!?” (I swear I just felt something on my neck! – I’ve gotta go)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Why is this happening to me? This thing was at my front door today! I opened the door and it was inches from coming inside. What?? At first I thought somebody was playing a joke and it was plastic, but then it moved. I was so stunned I truly was speechless. In 40 years of […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4254","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t