{"id":4344,"date":"2011-09-15T20:33:30","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T03:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4344"},"modified":"2011-09-15T20:33:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T03:33:30","slug":"random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/random-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Random thoughts…"},"content":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve never regretted telling the truth. \u00a0I can\u2019t throw away a good jar. One size fits all is a crock.\u00a0\u00a0Denis is the best hugger in the world. I have 47 spatulas but my car is 9 years old….my priorities are clear.\u00a0No one wants to change the toilet paper roll, including me, so I always try to leave 2 or 3 squares of tissue on the roll so the next person has to deal with it. \u00a0Spiders can hold their breath for 19 hours \u2013 I didn\u2019t need to know that.\u00a0Stretch pants are nobody’s friend. Cookies are a waste of time without milk. “At the tone please leave your message…when you are finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.” If anyone has ever pressed one for more options, I’d like to know about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I\u2019ve never regretted telling the truth. \u00a0I can\u2019t throw away a good jar. One size fits all is a crock.\u00a0\u00a0Denis is the best hugger in the world. I have 47 spatulas but my car is 9 years old….my priorities are clear.\u00a0No one wants to change the toilet paper roll, including me, so I always try […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t