{"id":4344,"date":"2011-09-15T20:33:30","date_gmt":"2011-09-16T03:33:30","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4344"},"modified":"2011-09-15T20:33:30","modified_gmt":"2011-09-16T03:33:30","slug":"random-thoughts","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/random-thoughts\/","title":{"rendered":"Random thoughts&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve never regretted telling the truth. \u00a0I can\u2019t throw away a good jar. One size fits all is a crock.\u00a0\u00a0Denis is the best hugger in the world. I have 47 spatulas but my car is 9 years old&#8230;.my priorities are clear.\u00a0No one wants to change the toilet paper roll, including me, so I always try to leave 2 or 3 squares of tissue on the roll so the next person has to deal with it. \u00a0Spiders can hold their breath for 19 hours \u2013 I didn\u2019t need to know that.\u00a0Stretch pants are nobody&#8217;s friend. Cookies are a waste of time without milk. &#8220;At the tone please leave your message&#8230;when you are finished recording, you may hang up or press one for more options.&#8221; If anyone has ever pressed one for more options, I&#8217;d like to know about it.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I\u2019ve never regretted telling the truth. \u00a0I can\u2019t throw away a good jar. One size fits all is a crock.\u00a0\u00a0Denis is the best hugger in the world. I have 47 spatulas but my car is 9 years old&#8230;.my priorities are clear.\u00a0No one wants to change the toilet paper roll, including me, so I always try [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4344","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4344"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4348,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4344\/revisions\/4348"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4344"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4344"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4344"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}