{"id":4389,"date":"2011-10-02T22:42:04","date_gmt":"2011-10-03T05:42:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4389"},"modified":"2011-10-02T22:48:56","modified_gmt":"2011-10-03T05:48:56","slug":"things-to-ponder","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/things-to-ponder\/","title":{"rendered":"Things to ponder"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>1. I went to the mall today&#8230; actually, I didn&#8217;t get in because I could not find parking. Even the handicapped spaces were taken. How is it that so many handicapped people are driving a Lexus or Mercedes? Oh, I suppose they must have been injured, got one of those TV lawyers and won a big settlement and then spent the money on a luxury car. There could be no other explanation&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>2. If a man says something when he&#8217;s alone in a forest and nobody hears him, is he still wrong? <em>(this <\/em><em>ponderance may be a reflection of how my day went today)<\/em><\/p>\n<p>3. What happened to Charlie Sheen&#8217;s teeth?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. I went to the mall today&#8230; actually, I didn&#8217;t get in because I could not find parking. Even the handicapped spaces were taken. How is it that so many handicapped people are driving a Lexus or Mercedes? Oh, I suppose they must have been injured, got one of those TV lawyers and won a [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4389","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4389","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4389"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4389\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4393,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4389\/revisions\/4393"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4389"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4389"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4389"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}