{"id":4486,"date":"2011-10-26T20:50:07","date_gmt":"2011-10-27T03:50:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4486"},"modified":"2011-10-26T20:50:07","modified_gmt":"2011-10-27T03:50:07","slug":"this-thing-was-huge","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/this-thing-was-huge\/","title":{"rendered":"This thing was HUGE!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is not the only scary thing about October. I was out walking today and did not realize I was heading straight into a huge 4-foot spider web. I only noticed it because the spider that built it saw me coming and ran up to the top. I was inches away from walking right into it, face first. If that happened, you\u2019d find me in the psychiatric ward of the hospital in the S.I.F.T. ward (Spider In Face Trauma!) This thing was HUGE! He ran up to the top and then looked down at me and I swear I heard a voice say, \u201cWhat are you lookin\u2019 at?\u201d I decided to stare him down but then he started back down the web. He was either the biggest spider I\u2019ve ever seen or he was carrying a backpack. I took a stick and knocked down part of the web and ran, afraid to look back in case he was mad and bungee jumped down his web to come after me. You know what doesn&#8217;t scare me now? Scorpions.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Halloween is not the only scary thing about October. I was out walking today and did not realize I was heading straight into a huge 4-foot spider web. I only noticed it because the spider that built it saw me coming and ran up to the top. 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