{"id":4676,"date":"2011-12-01T17:40:35","date_gmt":"2011-12-02T01:40:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4676"},"modified":"2011-12-02T00:05:31","modified_gmt":"2011-12-02T08:05:31","slug":"anyone-wearing-a-hairpiece-should-stay-home","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/anyone-wearing-a-hairpiece-should-stay-home\/","title":{"rendered":"Anyone wearing a hairpiece should stay home"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/treedown.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4677\" title=\"treedown\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/treedown-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/treedown-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/treedown.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I had to sleep with earplugs last night because the house sounded like it was going to break apart. We had unbelievable wind gusts overnight, up to 97 miles per hour in some places! I couldn&#8217;t tell if the banging noises were from the doors shaking or windows rattling, or trees slamming against the roof, but I wasn&#8217;t going outside to find out. \u00a0I hid under the covers, trying to remember this was not an earthquake, and trying to sleep. Finally, I had to use earplugs which I don&#8217;t like to do because then I can&#8217;t hear the monsters when they come out of the closet (I should get some therapy for that!). Anyway, I don&#8217;t think I&#8217;ve ever felt winds like that in my life, where the house feels like it&#8217;s moving. Trees came down all over town, onto houses, cars, and blocking a lot of roads. There&#8217;s more coming tonight, so anyone wearing a hairpiece should stay home.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I had to sleep with earplugs last night because the house sounded like it was going to break apart. 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