{"id":4832,"date":"2011-12-26T15:20:06","date_gmt":"2011-12-26T23:20:06","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4832"},"modified":"2011-12-26T15:20:06","modified_gmt":"2011-12-26T23:20:06","slug":"a-christmas-dilemma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/a-christmas-dilemma\/","title":{"rendered":"A Christmas dilemma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/SantaCookies_6732.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-4833\" title=\"SantaCookies_6732\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/SantaCookies_6732-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/SantaCookies_6732-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2011\/12\/SantaCookies_6732.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I baked a whole bunch of Christmas cookies and left them for Santa but they were all still here in the morning. Since he didn&#8217;t eat his cookies, what to do? It&#8217;s a dilemma.<\/p>\n<p>Maybe I should \u00a0eat them&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;all&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I baked a whole bunch of Christmas cookies and left them for Santa but they were all still here in the morning. Since he didn&#8217;t eat his cookies, what to do? It&#8217;s a dilemma. Maybe I should \u00a0eat them&#8230; &#8230;all&#8230; &#8230;today.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4832","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4832"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4841,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4832\/revisions\/4841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4832"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4832"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4832"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}