{"id":4891,"date":"2012-01-09T21:48:07","date_gmt":"2012-01-10T05:48:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=4891"},"modified":"2015-03-05T17:26:41","modified_gmt":"2015-03-06T01:26:41","slug":"new-years-resolutions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/new-years-resolutions\/","title":{"rendered":"New Year&#8217;s Resolutions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it \u00a0didn&#8217;t take me long to disappoint myself in 2012. We&#8217;re only five days in and I&#8217;ve broken most of my New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. Let&#8217;s review:<\/p>\n<p>1) EAT LESS SWEETS, EVEN IF I BAKE THEM MYSELF. (I&#8217;m still eating my leftover Christmas cookies and refuse to stop until they&#8217;re gone)<\/p>\n<p>2)\u00a0WALK MORE DAYS PER WEEK THAN ONE. (I haven&#8217;t walked yet this week. I&#8217;m afraid if I leave the house someone will take my Christmas cookies)<\/p>\n<p>3) SPEND LESS TIME AT THE COMPUTER. (Here I am)<\/p>\n<p>4) ACCEPT THAT NO WOMAN OVER SIXTY SHOULD WEAR PIGTAILS. (or clothes from the drugstore either, but I do both, so what? &#8212; \u00a0other people should mind their own beeswax)<\/p>\n<p>5) FINISH MY COOKBOOK BEFORE SUMMER. (I have to taste all the food, I won&#8217;t have time to walk, and I&#8217;ll be at my computer until summer&#8230; in my pigtails and drug store clothes!)<\/p>\n<p>I hope I&#8217;m not the only one who couldn&#8217;t make it through the first week without crumbling like a six-month old pfeffernusse.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Well, it \u00a0didn&#8217;t take me long to disappoint myself in 2012. We&#8217;re only five days in and I&#8217;ve broken most of my New Year&#8217;s Resolutions. Let&#8217;s review: 1) EAT LESS SWEETS, EVEN IF I BAKE THEM MYSELF. (I&#8217;m still eating my leftover Christmas cookies and refuse to stop until they&#8217;re gone) 2)\u00a0WALK MORE DAYS PER [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4891","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4891"}],"version-history":[{"count":8,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4898,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4891\/revisions\/4898"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4891"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4891"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4891"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}