{"id":5191,"date":"2012-03-25T19:20:16","date_gmt":"2012-03-26T02:20:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5191"},"modified":"2012-03-25T19:20:16","modified_gmt":"2012-03-26T02:20:16","slug":"where-are-my-tomatoes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/where-are-my-tomatoes\/","title":{"rendered":"Where are my tomatoes?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I went out to check my apple tree today and guess who was sitting right underneath it? I don’t care if it’s cute – it’s a menace! …with really adorable ears… No. No. I won’t get caught up in its Easter basket cuteness. He’s just there to ruin my garden!<\/p>\n

Seriously, take away those ears and it’s a rodent. … with really soft fuzzy fur… No! I must remember to hate this rabbit. I wonder what he’s thinking? (“Jenny’s a little late with the tomatoes this year. And she thinks it was the squirrel!”)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

I went out to check my apple tree today and guess who was sitting right underneath it? I don’t care if it’s cute – it’s a menace! …with really adorable ears… No. No. I won’t get caught up in its Easter basket cuteness. He’s just there to ruin my garden! Seriously, take away those ears […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5191","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t