{"id":5253,"date":"2012-04-17T20:23:38","date_gmt":"2012-04-18T03:23:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5253"},"modified":"2014-05-25T10:49:41","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T17:49:41","slug":"zombie-eyes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/zombie-eyes\/","title":{"rendered":"Zombie eyes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/ZombieRabbit_0163.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5254\" title=\"ZombieRabbit_0163\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/ZombieRabbit_0163-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/ZombieRabbit_0163-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/ZombieRabbit_0163.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>What has scary eyes, waits to come out at night, and whose only goal is to cause destruction? A zombie. And that&#8217;s what lives in my back yard. Look at those zombie eyes. Now take a closer look at the picture. See that little yellow thing right in front of him? That&#8217;s what&#8217;s left of one of the apples on my tree! It&#8217;s only April! My apples are still so tiny, even the mangy rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, apple-stealing squirrel won&#8217;t touch them. But they seem to make a nice evening snack for the zombie rabbit.<\/p>\n<p>I ran out and chased him away three times but he came right back. Then I sprayed the tiny apples with an organic but horrible tasting concoction and he still came back. This was war, but I wasn&#8217;t going to let him win.\u00a0I went upstairs to the closet and got my plastic hawk.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">Put it right under the tree.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/PlHawk_93761.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-thumbnail wp-image-5260\" title=\"PlHawk_9376\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/04\/PlHawk_93761-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/a>Haven&#8217;t seen hide nor hare&#8230;.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What has scary eyes, waits to come out at night, and whose only goal is to cause destruction? A zombie. And that&#8217;s what lives in my back yard. Look at those zombie eyes. Now take a closer look at the picture. See that little yellow thing right in front of him? That&#8217;s what&#8217;s left of [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5253"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5258,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5253\/revisions\/5258"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}