{"id":5359,"date":"2012-05-14T11:42:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-14T18:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5359"},"modified":"2012-05-14T11:43:12","modified_gmt":"2012-05-14T18:43:12","slug":"posing-for-playboy","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/posing-for-playboy\/","title":{"rendered":"Posing for Playboy?"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>Speaking of Mother’s Day, this mother wants to pose for Playboy!<\/p>\n

Does anybody want to see the rest of her body? \u00a0They shouldn’t even try airbrushing — \u00a0just print it on leather.<\/p>\n

If there was ever a reason to use sunblock and never enter a tanning booth, this is it. I’m afraid we’re going to find out she’s only 23.<\/p>\n

Tanning booths should not have a Happy Hour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Speaking of Mother’s Day, this mother wants to pose for Playboy! Does anybody want to see the rest of her body? \u00a0They shouldn’t even try airbrushing — \u00a0just print it on leather. If there was ever a reason to use sunblock and never enter a tanning booth, this is it. I’m afraid we’re going to […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5359","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t