{"id":5533,"date":"2012-06-11T17:04:49","date_gmt":"2012-06-12T00:04:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5533"},"modified":"2014-05-25T10:47:38","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T17:47:38","slug":"airborne-most-of-the-way","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/airborne-most-of-the-way\/","title":{"rendered":"Airborne most of the way"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flyingsquir_1973.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignleft size-medium wp-image-5534\" title=\"flyingsquir_1973\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flyingsquir_1973-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flyingsquir_1973-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/06\/flyingsquir_1973.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>This squirrel wasn&#8217;t expecting me to catch him in my peach tree. I went out to check on my dwarf white peach tree this morning because I was getting quite \u00a0few peaches just starting to grow (but too early to pick). And this mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, peach-stealing squirrel was in the tree! Eating a peach!<\/p>\n<p>I scared him so bad he flew like he had wings &#8211; out from the tree, across the lawn, only touching down twice before he disappeared into the bushes. He was airborne most of the way.<\/p>\n<p>Was I too mean? He had a look of terror on his face so I think he peed on my peaches. Are they still organic?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This squirrel wasn&#8217;t expecting me to catch him in my peach tree. I went out to check on my dwarf white peach tree this morning because I was getting quite \u00a0few peaches just starting to grow (but too early to pick). And this mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, peach-stealing squirrel was in the tree! [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5533","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5533"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5538,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5533\/revisions\/5538"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5533"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5533"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5533"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}