{"id":56,"date":"2010-01-08T22:49:53","date_gmt":"2010-01-09T05:49:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/banklinux.securesites.net\/myblog\/?p=56"},"modified":"2010-04-19T22:50:13","modified_gmt":"2010-04-20T05:50:13","slug":"oops-i-tripped-and-fell-in-the-kitchen","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/oops-i-tripped-and-fell-in-the-kitchen\/","title":{"rendered":"Oops, I tripped and fell in the kitchen&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I tripped and fell in the kitchen. My foot caught the edge of a  runner which pushed the runner forward creating a hump ahead of me for a  second trip and by then, there was no turning back. It happened quickly  but I still felt like I was in slow motion, seeing the floor coming at  me, knowing I couldn&#8217;t stop it, and hoping nothing was going to break.  The last time I fell was 20 years ago ice skating and I broke my  shoulder, so this time as I was going down, I kept hoping no bones would  break. And they didn&#8217;t. But I do have bruises on my right hand, left  knee, left elbow, and my back is sore, but no broken bones &#8211; yay!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Oops, I tripped and fell in the kitchen. My foot caught the edge of a runner which pushed the runner forward creating a hump ahead of me for a second trip and by then, there was no turning back. It happened quickly but I still felt like I was in slow motion, seeing the floor [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-56","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=56"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":59,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/56\/revisions\/59"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=56"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=56"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=56"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}