{"id":5637,"date":"2012-07-11T18:16:26","date_gmt":"2012-07-12T01:16:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5637"},"modified":"2012-07-11T18:17:19","modified_gmt":"2012-07-12T01:17:19","slug":"no-heimlich-for-you","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/no-heimlich-for-you\/","title":{"rendered":"No Heimlich for you"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/IMG_2132.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignright size-medium wp-image-5641\" title=\"IMG_2132\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/IMG_2132-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/IMG_2132-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/07\/IMG_2132.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I&#8217;ve picked about 150 tomatoes already from my unwanted, unplanted cherry tomato plant. I almost stepped on the rabbit yesterday who was trying to hide under the plant again. If he&#8217;s eating the tomatoes I wouldn&#8217;t know since there seem to be around 1,000 tomatoes on the plant which has now grown to 16 feet across. There&#8217;s even enough tomatoes for the mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking,   fruit-stealing squirrel. But he doesn&#8217;t want my tomatoes.. Nooooooo. He eats my white peaches.<\/p>\n<p>I hope he chokes on a pit. He can beg me to give him a Heimlich but the only thing I&#8217;d give him is a shoebox. &#8220;Get in. We&#8217;re goin&#8217; for a ride.&#8221;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I&#8217;ve picked about 150 tomatoes already from my unwanted, unplanted cherry tomato plant. I almost stepped on the rabbit yesterday who was trying to hide under the plant again. If he&#8217;s eating the tomatoes I wouldn&#8217;t know since there seem to be around 1,000 tomatoes on the plant which has now grown to 16 feet [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[4,1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5637","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-dear-diary","category-general"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5637"}],"version-history":[{"count":6,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5645,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5637\/revisions\/5645"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5637"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5637"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5637"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}