{"id":5967,"date":"2012-09-03T18:23:10","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T01:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5967"},"modified":"2014-05-25T10:45:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T17:45:32","slug":"why-you-no-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/why-you-no-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Why… you… no… good…"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"\"<\/a>I can’t believe this!<\/p>\n

After everything I’ve done for him… he stabs me in the back! Every time I saw him, he was eating the grass. I even gave him lettuce… my good stuff! For what? This is how he pays me back?? \u00a0I couldn’t believe my eyes.\u00a0All this time, I was blaming the mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking, tomato-eating squirrel. At least the squirrel is man enough to do it to my face.<\/p>\n

UPDATE: I put out my new plastic snake… he tried to eat it!<\/p>\n

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I can’t believe this! After everything I’ve done for him… he stabs me in the back! Every time I saw him, he was eating the grass. I even gave him lettuce… my good stuff! For what? This is how he pays me back?? \u00a0I couldn’t believe my eyes.\u00a0All this time, I was blaming the mangy, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"aioseo_head":"\n\t\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t\n\t\t