{"id":5967,"date":"2012-09-03T18:23:10","date_gmt":"2012-09-04T01:23:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/?p=5967"},"modified":"2014-05-25T10:45:32","modified_gmt":"2014-05-25T17:45:32","slug":"why-you-no-good","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/why-you-no-good\/","title":{"rendered":"Why&#8230; you&#8230; no&#8230; good&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tomato_4705.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-5968 aligncenter\" title=\"Tomato_4705\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tomato_4705-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tomato_4705-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/Tomato_4705.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a>I can&#8217;t believe this!<\/p>\n<p>After everything I&#8217;ve done for him&#8230; he stabs me in the back! Every time I saw him, he was eating the grass. I even gave him lettuce&#8230; my good stuff! For what? This is how he pays me back?? \u00a0I couldn&#8217;t believe my eyes.\u00a0All this time, I was blaming the mangy, rat-faced, no-good, low-life, beady-eyed, scum-sucking,    tomato-eating squirrel. At least the squirrel is man enough to do it to my face.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\">UPDATE: I put out my new plastic snake&#8230; he tried to eat it!<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><a href=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/PlasticSnake.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-medium wp-image-5975\" title=\"PlasticSnake\" src=\"http:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/PlasticSnake-300x200.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"300\" height=\"200\" srcset=\"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/PlasticSnake-300x200.jpg 300w, https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/09\/PlasticSnake.jpg 900w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I can&#8217;t believe this! After everything I&#8217;ve done for him&#8230; he stabs me in the back! Every time I saw him, he was eating the grass. I even gave him lettuce&#8230; my good stuff! For what? This is how he pays me back?? \u00a0I couldn&#8217;t believe my eyes.\u00a0All this time, I was blaming the mangy, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[20],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5967","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-my-backyard"],"aioseo_notices":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5967","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5967"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5967\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5972,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5967\/revisions\/5972"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5967"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5967"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.jennyjones.com\/myblog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5967"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}